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Want to Freak Out an MD?

2014-07-03_yurasekWhen they ask you why you came in for an appointment today, go ahead and let them know that your urine is coming out in long, clear streams, and that your dreams have been creepily vivid this week. Tell them that your bowel movements are light brown, formed, and coming with ease twice per day in forearm lengths that would make Dr. Yurasek proud. Mention that you've been feeling kind of cold and that you can't stand being out in the wind. That heaviness in your arms? Mention it.

Dive straight into the rest of Oriental Medicine's famed "Ten Questions," noting whether you've been extra hungry, not so thirsty, frigidly anti-sexual, exhausted from periods with quarter-sized black clots, or muzzy-headed in the afternoons. It all matters. If you're in an AOM clinic, these are the types of things you can expect to be asked by your acupuncturist or herbalist. No one here bats an eye when patients share the color and consistency of their bowel movements. In fact, if you withhold that information, we can't really help you very well.

Here they are, in detail but translated by me:

The Ten Questions

  1. 2014-07-03_outlineDo you feel hot or cold, or do you experience fever or chills?
  2. Are you sweating and is it during the day or at night?
  3. What's up with your head and face? (EENT)
  4. Do you have any pain anywhere?
  5. How's your urine and stool coming out?
  6. Are you thirsty? Hungry? Got cravings?
  7. How've you been sleeping?
  8. Anything noteworthy going on in your abdomen/thorax? Who says "thorax"?
  9. What's up with your gynecology? If male, you can put "N/A," thank goodness.
  10. 10. General/Past Medical History (in case we didn't cover it all yet)

Your acupuncturist or herbalist not only wants to know these things, but also actuallyneedsto know many of these things in order to properly diagnose your condition and begin a treatment plan. If you have long, clear streams of urine, loose stool, weak knees, a sore lower back, and feel cold all the time...well, we know what's going on. No, I'm not going to tell you here. Look it up. Better yet, visit an acupuncturist!

So, if you're in an AOM clinic, have your thoughts on these vital topics prepared beforehand. Otherwise, you might be so thrown off guard by some of the Ten Questions that you can't formulate sentences. That's actually fine, because none of the 10 questions directly correlate to grammar skill level. Thank goodness, right? However, if you find yourself in the office of an MD, keep in mind that you might not want to just jump right in with details about where you are in your menstrual cycle and how gassy you've been, if your chief complaint is seasonal allergies. Just a tip, from me to you.