You've made the first move. You've called to schedule an
appointment in the AOM clinic. Just as you think you're almost done
with this first critical step, the receptionist throws a massively
important, yet completely unexpected, wrench in your plan. "Which
intern are you looking to schedule with?"
Oh. My. God. What do you do? Which name do you say off the top
of your head? As you feel the pressure mount in those two seconds
of silence on the phone, your brain quickly scans the names,
personalities, general skill levels, and specific competencies of
every student you know at NUHS.
It might not seem like a big decision to some, but for many
patients, your intern will make or break the entire appointment.
I've heard it all in the halls of the clinic, "He got a D on that
Point Location Exam, so I don't want to schedule with him!" "She's
the only one who follows up needling with tui na every
week--I want her!" "I only (or, I don't) want my best
friends seeing me with my pants down." If you're bringing sensitive
people--the elderly or young children--then even appearance might
matter. If I scheduled my kids with a super-tall bearded man, they
might run outside and hide by the swans!
If you haven't thought about which intern you will choose for
your first or next acupuncture appointment, here is a handy guide
to help weigh your options. No, I'm not going to provide a rating
list of each intern in clinic this trimester, complete with names,
pictures, and assorted blasphemies or accolades. Instead, I'm going
to walk you through the options that may or may not be important to
you in your decision-making process.
- Do you want your friends to see you
Most of us don't mind in a medical setting, but if you get stage
fright in this arena, consider it a factor. If you can't relax,
then your acupuncture treatment can't be fully effective.
- Do you want to build a long-lasting relationship with
just one intern?
Don't select someone who's graduating at the end of the trimester.
Many of us are part-time, which means that we will be a regular
presence in the clinic for a year or more.
- Are you only concerned about having the most informed,
top-of-the-class intern right now?
Then go ahead and choose that fabulous intern who has the most
experience with add-on extras--if you can get into her packed
- Should your treatment philosophy match your
I think so, and I consider this when scheduling an appointment
myself. Do I get a good feeling from this person? Do they ooze
positive energy? I come to the clinic to build my qi, not
to have it stolen.
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Now for the great part--there isn't one intern who fits every
criteria! This is wonderful news, because it means that a variety
of options exist for each patient who walks through the door. Each
patient is different, and each intern is different. If you've tried
acupuncture once, but just didn't get that great feeling, then try
again with someone else! If you were lucky and hit it out of the
park with your first intern, then stick with that person, or ask
him or her for a referral for another intern who treats in a
Good luck, and happy hunting!