Choosing Your Intern

You've made the first move. You've called to schedule an appointment in the AOM clinic. Just as you think you're almost done with this first critical step, the receptionist throws a massively important, yet completely unexpected, wrench in your plan. "Which intern are you looking to schedule with?"

Oh. My. God. What do you do? Which name do you say off the top of your head? As you feel the pressure mount in those two seconds of silence on the phone, your brain quickly scans the names, personalities, general skill levels, and specific competencies of every student you know at NUHS.

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It might not seem like a big decision to some, but for many patients, your intern will make or break the entire appointment. I've heard it all in the halls of the clinic, "He got a D on that Point Location Exam, so I don't want to schedule with him!" "She's the only one who follows up needling with tui na every week--I want her!" "I only (or, I don't) want my best friends seeing me with my pants down." If you're bringing sensitive people--the elderly or young children--then even appearance might matter. If I scheduled my kids with a super-tall bearded man, they might run outside and hide by the swans!

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If you haven't thought about which intern you will choose for your first or next acupuncture appointment, here is a handy guide to help weigh your options. No, I'm not going to provide a rating list of each intern in clinic this trimester, complete with names, pictures, and assorted blasphemies or accolades. Instead, I'm going to walk you through the options that may or may not be important to you in your decision-making process.

  1. Do you want your friends to see you naked?
    Most of us don't mind in a medical setting, but if you get stage fright in this arena, consider it a factor. If you can't relax, then your acupuncture treatment can't be fully effective.
  2. Do you want to build a long-lasting relationship with just one intern?
    Don't select someone who's graduating at the end of the trimester. Many of us are part-time, which means that we will be a regular presence in the clinic for a year or more.
  3. Are you only concerned about having the most informed, top-of-the-class intern right now?
    Then go ahead and choose that fabulous intern who has the most experience with add-on extras--if you can get into her packed schedule!
  4. Should your treatment philosophy match your provider's?
    I think so, and I consider this when scheduling an appointment myself. Do I get a good feeling from this person? Do they ooze positive energy? I come to the clinic to build my qi, not to have it stolen.

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Now for the great part--there isn't one intern who fits every criteria! This is wonderful news, because it means that a variety of options exist for each patient who walks through the door. Each patient is different, and each intern is different. If you've tried acupuncture once, but just didn't get that great feeling, then try again with someone else! If you were lucky and hit it out of the park with your first intern, then stick with that person, or ask him or her for a referral for another intern who treats in a similar style.

Good luck, and happy hunting!