I'll admit this title is a bit outrageous but will become
clearer as I go along. One day I was researching for any evidence
of people who had achieved outstanding increases in lean muscle
mass when it dawned on me...the local high school!
You: WHAT??
Me: Who puts on more muscle and size faster than a teenager
going through puberty? Think about it! Nobody!
So, I ask the ridiculous follow-up question, "What
can teenage boys teach us about getting huge fast?" The answers
will surprise you since they can't tell you a single thing about
hypertrophy 1, rep maxes, burnout sets, or how to isolate a given
muscle group.
So, why the heck do I mention them? Well, It isn't uncommon for
teenagers to put on the same amount of muscle in a summer
that it takes an adult male 2-4 consistent years to
achieve. See where I'm going with this? If we can pick out some of
the things they do differently than the rest of the world, then we
might be able to replicate their once in a lifetime growth spurt
phenomenon.
Playing
at Tri Games on campus.
Case Study Time!
So what do they do differently?
- They eat like MACHINES.
- They have favorable increases in 'male hormones.'
- They are usually active.
I know what you're thinking... DUH! But, last time I checked my
'goods' already dropped and my voice doesn't squeak like a
mouse! So this case study warrants a further breakdown on how to
grow like a teenager...again!
Observation 1: Eat Like Machines
There's a reason why every mother of a teenage boy has a story
about doubling her food bills, mysteriously 'disappearing'
food items from the pantry, and never having any milk left in the
fridge. Teenagers are growing and that growth is accompanied by
lots of food.
Guiding Teenager Principle To Body Building:
If you want to get bigger you have to EAT for a BIGGER
YOU. Want to Gain 10 lbs? Eat for a person 10lbs bigger than
you!
My Twist on Optimizing this Principle:
While increasing your food sounds easy, it's not. It
takes a few days (on average 5) of feeling 'uncomfortably'
full before your digestive enzymes, stomach acid, and gut flora
adapt to the increase in caloric intake. Once they do, you will
become a food-processing machine. However, make sure you keep it
low carb, higher fat/protein to optimize how much insulin your body
secretes and therefore how much muscle/fat you pack on.
When I gained 20 lbs of muscle and lost 7 lbs of fat during my
one-month experiment, I ate 60% fat, 23% protein, 17% carbs. While
the ratios don't have to be exact, the simple rule is the more
carbs, the fatter you'll get. The more protein and fat, the more
muscle you'll put on. It's not much more complicated than that.
Observation 2: Favorable Increases in 'Male
Hormones'
When teenagers go through puberty their hypothalamus produces
GnRH (gonadotrophin-releasing hormones), which triggers the
anterior pituitary to release LH (luteinizing hormone), which then
travels in the blood and tells the cells in the testes (males) to
produce testosterone via the Leydig cells. In some studies they've
recorded puberty levels of testosterone surge 50x higher than the
minute amounts pre-puberty. The effects of testosterone, such as
increased lean muscle mass, increased bone density and decreased
fat mass are largely responsible for the incredible growth many
male teenagers experience. Other hormones such as growth hormone,
IGF-1 (insulin like growth factor 1), and DHEA also elevate in this
phase of development and no doubt play a role as well.
Guiding Teenager Principle To Body
Building:
To get bigger, you should optimize (and likely increase) your
testosterone levels. Think that's impossible? Read on.
My Twist on Optimizing this Principle:
DISCLAIMER: First of all you should to go to your doctor and
get your blood tested. Messing with hormone levels can be a serious
thing and if you have a medical condition you should discuss it
with your doctor.
Luckily, I don't recommend doing anything crazy like steroid
injections or topical creams. My testosterone levels started
at 615 and after a month plummeted to 298. Hardly someone you
should take advice from! However, I was overeating flax seed oil,
thinking the omega 3s would increase protein synthesis and decrease
recovery time as a number of reputable studies suggest. Little did
I realize the estrogenic effects of flax have been grossly under
reported. Three weeks of no flax and the recommendations below
later: I doubled my testosterone back to 612. Happy days for my
manhood.
- DIET: I recommend getting off your low fat diet and getting
onto a high fat diet. Grossly oversimplifying that recommendation,
remember hormones are made from fat and cholesterol and without
exogenous intake of them it's harder to increase your endogenous
production of vital hormones. Does that mean you'll get heart
disease chasing increased muscle tone? As long as you aren't eating
high-sugar/starch junk the whole time... no.
- SLEEP: A number of studies have shown getting good sleep and
more importantly falling asleep before midnight as ways of
increasing growth hormone production.
- SUPPLEMENTS: I took cod liver oil (vitamin A & D), grass
fed butter (vitamin K), almonds (vitamin E), zinc, and selenium.
Zinc and Selenium are instrumental in their co-factor
responsibilities for biosynthesis of hormones. Also, the
fat-soluble vitamins A, D, E, and K taken together have been shown
to have favorable anabolic effects on the body. Vitamin D, many
people don't realize, is actually a hormone - a cancer-preventive
one at that.
Observation 3: They are Usually Active
This is the easiest of all of the principles to understand.
Teenagers are usually extremely active despite numerous eyewitness
accounts of Mountain Dew fueled Halo 2 all-nighters. Between
sports, friends, and chasing girls without a game plan, teenage
boys get enough exercise to support their growth spurts.
Guiding Teenager Principle To Body Building:
Get exercise. Duh!
My Twist on Optimizing this Principle:
After reading plenty of research, 'broscience,' and my
own experiences, I can confidently conclude that you can do more to
optimize your lean mass growth than simply exercising.
What is the best type of exercise for inducing teenager-like
growth? High Intensity, Short Duration Workouts. This will increase
both a hormonal and neurologic adaptation that studies have shown
to increase testosterone levels and muscle mass better than longer
duration 75% of max type workouts. In other words, do 1-2 sets of 4
multi-joint exercises (squat, bench, etc.) with the heaviest
weights you can lift. After that go home, eat, rest, and
repeat.
Hope you enjoyed it!
- CC